Please alert the Guinness
Book of World's Records.
The previous World's Record
for the Biggest Breakfast Ever Eaten
(a record which we jointly
shared) has been smashed -- by us!
On Sunday morning Mummy made
a tower of pancakes (with MsyMs!),
surrounded by Fresh
Strawyberrys, and garnished with a huge side of bacon.
We started off slowly and
politely...
but we quickly gained
speed...
in order to avoid any
unnecessary waste of time, we stacked our plates high
with pancakes from the big
serving plate....
and then we STUFFFFFED!
one cannot be overly
concerned with manners when one is setting
a Word's Record, as we told
Mummy!
We ate so many pancakes and
so much bacon that there was only
half a pancake and one piece
of bacon left for Daddy!
Moral to the story: move fast
or go hungry!
What do two small boys do
after eating the World's Biggest Breakfast?
They lay down on the couch,
because they are Too Fat Too Move!
BURP!
